January 2012
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tumblr: uninstall missing e it's dangerous
everyone: no
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Next thing you know we're going to be forced to...
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I laughed a bit too hard
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intheclouds98:
Twilight will be an American classic before Korra comes out.
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
mayapapaya:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Also, for all of you in SF, Muni is free tonight and if you tell Siri you’re drunk, she’ll call you a cab. Be safe!
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I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...
– Neil Gaiman
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December 2011
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operator: 911 emergency what seems to be the problem
me: ther... there's someones in the house
operator: who is in the house sir
me: .......C...ory........
operator: .......
me: please help me
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Anonymous asked: i think you are incredible
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hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
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Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
Harry Potter: Have - what?
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Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars.
– Serbian Proverb
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